Derp It!

Game 19ish
The Race

The guy who offered you money for keeping that one guy out of the race also offered to help you find the entrance to Thunderspire Mountain.

Story since game 8

If someone can edit this, that would be great

Game 8
Blue Slime and adventures in van seats

You guys went into the room clearly marked “Stay out” yet survived. The Blue Slime had trouble getting to your guys with that spirit panther in the way. After dispatching of the creature you found some sheets of vellum along with the bones of 2 hobgoblins.

I then got a call from the Photoside Cafe guys and all that jazz. Thank you guys again for helping out get the seats from the attic AND for figuring out how to put them in. I really don’t think I could have done it without you guys. You may find some items in a room that just may be worth your wild.

Treasure found: Potion of Healing, +2 item of Job’s choice, message cylinder with 3 sheets of vellum.

Sheet 1: a map that shows the location of Shadowfell Keep
Sheet 2: a message in common: “Remember, don’t wet the nodule – unless ”/campaigns/derp-it/characters/kalarel" class=“wiki-content-link”>Kalarel is not receptive to the offer. Then, wet it only from a distance, and then, turn and run. Water will bring the creature out of its dormancy, and it will consume anything it can reach."
Sheet 3: a letter written in same hand as previous message: “Greetings, ”/campaigns/derp-it/characters/kalarel" class=“wiki-content-link”>Kalarel. I have recently learned of your activity in the area and have an offer for you. During your time in this region, if you should capture any humanoids, we are eager to buy them. We have duergar allies in Thunderspire in need of slave stock. If you are interested, send an envoy back to me. My messengers will show the way." it is signed: “Cheif Krand of the ”/campaign/derp-it/wikis/Bloodreavers/new" class=“create-wiki-page-link”>Bloodreavers."

Players: Gromph Starforge, Avadia, Basher, Content Not Found: provyerka (and Josh with the van)

Game 7
Excavation room and rats

Sorry, not much to update here, but you guys killed some dudes mining and one pleaded for his life in exchange for giving a holy symbol. He gave it to Gromph Starforge.

After that you guys went to the tunnel / caves and found a bunch of rats and a large jelly. With some incredibly lucky hits, you were able to kill that jelly in a very short time, but not before he dished out some major damage.

A door in front of you read “Stay out. Really.”

Treasure found 22gp and +1 Symbol of Battle (Job)
don’t know what the exp was.

Players: Avadia, Gromph Starforge, Riki (as a pally), Malathok, and Basher

One of the sheets of vellum is written in goblinoid. Derp can read it.

Saa (Greetings), Shava (Sword Brother) Tra’ak.
Strange things are happening in the Labyrinth and the Seven-Pillared Hall. I am starting to question what our oath-brothers are doing. Find out the real purpose of what this high priest Kalarel is doing in the Shadowfell Keep.
Lhevk-ruh (Skilled Warlord) Krand of the Bloodreavers

Game 6 10/25/10
Skeletons, prayer, and Sir Keegan

The adventurers walked through a crypt full of sarcophogi. The 8 sarcophogi opened and 8 skeletons came out. During that battle more and more skeletons kept coming out of them on a regular basis. Finally Gromph Starforge went to a nearby alter where depictions of Bahamut and soldiers kneeling where and kneeled and prayed to Bahamut. The skeletons instantly stopped attacking and went back to their final resting places.

Past that door was 1 large coffin. When they opened it, out came a skeleton yelling “The rift must never be reopened! Why are you here?” The adventurers then tried to convince the long-dead Sir Keegan of their intentions and he gave hem his blessing along with his long friend…Aecris the longsword. Sir Keegan told them the tale of his madness and hoping that the blade came be redeemed.

Game 5
Zambies, sleeping goblins, and Splug

After just 2 short battles you went back to town to heal up their wounds and practice new abilities (level up). However, Winterhaven’s gate was closed and Lord Padraig asked you to deal with the undead threat in their graveyard.

After a 6 hour rest your team went in and was ambushed by ZAMBIES. Suprisingly, Ninarin the elf was with them (Basher recognized him from the Wraftons Inn). After defeating them, Ninarin was interrigated and she agreed to tell you where her hidden message was for freedom. After one of you sneaked out of the graveyard you agreed to let her yell out where it was at the edge of the graveyard. She yelled that she had it in her pocket, ran, and was tackled. You took her to Winterhaven, but not before you took her head as a spoil of war.

Not wanting to waste more time, Admiral Wolverine Lightning bolt traveled back to the Shadowfell Keep and after dispatching of some goblins, you found a goblin in a cell by the name of Splug. He begged for his freedom and said he was willing to carry your gear, set up camp, do anything for your group for freedom.

Splug also told of a secret entrance to the main “baracks” for the goblins where Balgron the fat was. His information paid off as your team killed Balgron in his sleep, tricked the other goblins that Balgron wasn’t dead, and then killed them all.

Story from first 4 games

The adventurer team Admiral Wolverine Lightning bolt found themselves on the Kings Road on their way to Winterhaven. They were on the lookout for their missing mentor Douven Staul who brought their group together into the team that it is today. His wife asked to look for him in Winterhaven. He was looking for treasure in an ancient dragon burial site. The team was having a fun trip until they were ambushed by a group of kobolds.

After they were dispatched Admiral Wolverine Lightning bolt arrived at Winterhaven without being allowed access. A stealthy night mission was needed and Basher was just the one to do it. However it was not without sacrifice as he took on the form of Jim-Bob just before killing him. Basher met with Lord Padraig at Wraftons Inn and was asked to get rid of the kobold menace. He also gave Basher a map to the dragon burial site.

After meeting back with his group, Admiral Wolverine Lightning bolt dispatched of some enemies at the dragon burial site, including a spectral image who screamed out “”/campaigns/derp-it/characters/kalarel" class=“wiki-content-link”>Kalarel, I have failed you!" with his dying breath. Luckily Douven Staul was found there, tied, gaged, and in a boxed crate.

The band of adventurers then hunted down the kobolds in their waterfall lair. They found a large goblin with two axes who almost destroyed Admiral Wolverine Lightning bolt. His name was Irontooth who not only mentioned Kalarel but had a note from him found in his belongings. The note mentioned keeping some pesky adventurers busy and away from the Shadowfell Keep

Back at Winterhaven the group asked around about Kalarel and the Shadowfell Keep. Eventually Valthrun the Prescient told them the history of the keep and asked them to investigate. Admiral Wolverine Lightning bolt did just that and found many goblins guarding the inside of the Keep.


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